KeenDean
12-23-2007, 06:19 PM
I heard this the other day and I hit the floor laughing. I changed it a little for all you guys in the states.
An old woman walks into the local butchers.
She calls out to the guy behind the counter, "young man, I would like a plump turkey from Colorado".
The guy goes out back and returns with a large plump turkey, and places it on the counter in front of the old woman.
She spreads the turkey's leg's and inserts her index finger into the turkeys arse.
"Son, I asked for a turkey from Colorado. This turkey is from Utah".
The guy, looking puzzled, shrugs his shoulders and take's the turkey back.
He returns with anouther plump turkey.
Again the old lady spreads it's legs and inserts her finger.
"Son, this turkey is from Wyoming. I asked for a turkey from Colorado".
She looks at the young guy and asks, "you're new in town aren't you"?
"Yes mam", replies the guy.
"Where are you from", asked the old lady.
The guy suddenly dropped his trousers, bent over and said:-
"You're the expert mam, you tell me".
An old woman walks into the local butchers.
She calls out to the guy behind the counter, "young man, I would like a plump turkey from Colorado".
The guy goes out back and returns with a large plump turkey, and places it on the counter in front of the old woman.
She spreads the turkey's leg's and inserts her index finger into the turkeys arse.
"Son, I asked for a turkey from Colorado. This turkey is from Utah".
The guy, looking puzzled, shrugs his shoulders and take's the turkey back.
He returns with anouther plump turkey.
Again the old lady spreads it's legs and inserts her finger.
"Son, this turkey is from Wyoming. I asked for a turkey from Colorado".
She looks at the young guy and asks, "you're new in town aren't you"?
"Yes mam", replies the guy.
"Where are you from", asked the old lady.
The guy suddenly dropped his trousers, bent over and said:-
"You're the expert mam, you tell me".